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Steam reviews

What players say

Most players recommend this silly idle game for its joke and easy background play, though many find it shallow once the achievements are done.

Many players enjoy it as a background idler that runs unattended while they work or watch videos, and the jokes land well with friends. Players like the cosmetic unlocks, the simple stat-raising loop and the screenshot feature that saves photos to a desktop folder. Some complain that the mechanics are thin, that progression stalls within a day or two, and that the gambling-style mechanics have very low win rates. Several reviewers say the interface is hard to read and that the game does not work well on Linux or vertical monitors. Recent reviews are more critical: some players are annoyed by the in-game advert for the developer's next game and by newer time-gated achievements added with the expeditions and pets update. Older helpful reviews are more forgiving and treat the game as a simple, cheap joke that does what it promises.

Who it suits

Players who want a silly, low-effort idle game to run in the background and share jokes with friends.

Who should skip it

Players who want depth, a strong progression curve or fair gambling mechanics should skip it.

Short vs. long playtime: Players with hundreds of hours are more likely to complain about time-gated achievements and the advert added with recent updates, while newer players mostly praise the joke and background play.

Summarised by AI from 80 Steam reviews (English, helpful and recent), as of Oct 28, 2026.